You've traveled the distance of a football field. It sounds impressive.
You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator.
You tried your first mutagen! Can you move?
You've used a bio-mod on your armor! Hopefully it didn't disintegrate...
You've used a bio-mod on your weapon! How's the aim?
You've survived past Floor 5 on Easy.
You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up!
You've traveled far enough to walk the length of Manhattan. It's a nice day out, really.
You made yourself a blandwich. Enjoy. Yum.
You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'!
You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going...
You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier!
You've repaired 50 pieces of your equipment and ladies find you handy.
Wow, that's a lot of bio-mods in your armor. If you survive, let's hit the clubs.
That's a lot of bio-mods in that weapon. Now hold it sideways when you shoot. That's even cooler.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez!
You've survived past Floor 5 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 5 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 5 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 10 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 10 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 10 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 10 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 15 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 15 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 15 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 15 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 20 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 20 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 20 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 20 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 25 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 25 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 25 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 25 on Insane!
You've survived to Floor 30 on Easy. Which is OK.
You've survived to Floor 30 on Normal.
You've survived to Floor 30 on Hard.
You've survived to Floor 30 on Insane!
You have successfully decrypted 25 messages!
You have successfully decrypted 50 messages!
You completed the updated tutorial! Don't forget, manual has lots of helpful information.
You've survived past Floor 5, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 10, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 15, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 20, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 25, Seriously!
You've survived to Floor 30, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the five character classes from The Pit and MindGames on Seriously!
You've survived to Floor 35, Seriously!
You've survived to Floor 40, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 35 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 35 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 35 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 35 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 40 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 40 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 40 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 40 on Insane!
You have killed 25 of your own species (Morrigi)
You have killed 25 of your own species (Liir)
You have killed 25 of your own species (Hiver)
You have killed 25 of your own species (Human)
You have killed 25 of your own species (Tarkas)
You have destroyed 500 mecha class creatures.
You have crafted 1000 recipes (tech tables)
You have crafted 1000 recipes (cookers)
You have completed the game in Quick mode
You have completed the game in Fast mode
You have crafted 100 weapons
You have crafted 100 Ay-kays
You have consumed 50 Bacon SotSwiches. Seek medical help.
You have killed 10,000 creatures. Maybe you were the monster... ALL ALONG!
You have killed 50 invisible enemies
You have killed 50 enemies while blind
You have killed 100 zombie creatures
You have killed 500 rats.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez! (pit classes)
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all eight character classes on Insane. Go home. Your intervention is waiting.
You have killed 25 of your own species (Zuul)
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Shepherd, Seriously!
Equip Imuki PBA.
Equip Imuki PBA and Shaka'Sal rifle.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Mercenary, Seriously!
Carve a Fear Lantern
Kill 100 Zuul Ghouls!
Ho ho holy crap! You killed a Gronch!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Lich, Seriously!
Equip the Sarcophagus Plate armor and the Harvester weapon.
You have created 100 necrominions.
You have crushed the souls of 50 enemies.
Drain 2000 health from enemies.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Insane!
Equip the Asclepius Exoplate armor as the Medic.
Recover 10,000 health from medical treatment.
Even The Pit can provide an evening of fun for the whole family!
